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The funny one

Laid back,love to laugh and love to have fun. I am semi retired and having fun. I have a variety of things I like to do.

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Public Sex preferences

Favorite public sex places:The jacuzzi, At home and anywhere the mood hits for it.
The riskiest place I've had a sexual encounter:In the open on a hill at the beach.

Appearance

EthnicityBlack
National heritageAmerican
BuildA few extra pounds
Height180 cm
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorBlack
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairMoustache
Best featureButt
Body ArtNone
Health ConditionNo special condition
Endowment (length)Average
My AttractivenessAverage

Situation

Relationship StatusDivorced
Has childrenChildren don't live with me
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationFriends come over occasionally
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
AvailabilityAnytime / Anyplace
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyRetired
Employment StatusRetired
Annual income$50,000 - $100,000
Job TitleI am retired but I also work for Uber.

Looking For

I prefer:Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness
My perfect matchSomeone who likes to enjoy life rather than wonder thru with it.
Our first dateWhatever we can agree to that would be fun.

Sexual Activities

I enjoy sex:A couple times a week
Sex isAlways on my mind
Most partners at once:Threesome M/F/F
Dirty talkDepends on the person
Night life:Night clubs, Strip clubs, Adult theaters, Regular Bars, Movies, Munches

Sexual Interests

CybersexNo, I need the real thing
Oral Sex isIt's how I get aroused
Anal sex isNot my thing
Sex toys:Clitoral stimulator, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators, Vibrating eggs/bullets, Vibrating panties
Size matterYes, definitely
"Off Limits":My ass.